The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978), with appearances by Jefferson Starship and Beatrice Arthur. What could be better? Just about anything, actually, but it was so bad it was kinda good. Especially if you were in the fifth grade and obsessed with a galaxy far, far away, like we were. Watch it here. We dare you. Hey, it wasn’t all bad. Diahann Carroll was looking pretty good.

And after you watch the special, check out the unofficial home page.

Hey, what’s Maude doing in the Cantina?
Quick, hand me my lightsaber!