Shaolin Monks vs. Japanese Ninjas:

China’s Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

The Monks’ over the top reaction to an off-the-cuff remark on an Internet forum is hilarious. Of course, the real question is “Ninjas or Pirates?”

UPDATE: Then there’s Chuck Norris, who could kill them all without working up a sweat.