Who Would Win In A Fight?
Shaolin Monks vs. Japanese Ninjas:
China’s Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.
The Monks’ over the top reaction to an off-the-cuff remark on an Internet forum is hilarious. Of course, the real question is “Ninjas or Pirates?”
UPDATE: Then there’s Chuck Norris, who could kill them all without working up a sweat.
